Time for a little levity

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Time for a little levity

Postby Fred(Prez2.1) » Wed Apr 05, 2017 1:07 pm

The Viking, Rudolf the Red, looked out his window one sunny morning and said "going to rain today". His wife said "what makes you say that?" He said "Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."
I went up to the librarian and asked "Do you have a bookmark?" and he said "We have thousands, but my name's David"
So I went up to the next librarian and asked him if he had a bookmark, and he said no. So I hit him on the head with an encyclopedia and said "Now you do"
I told my wife she painted her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
I bought a new blindfold today. I just can't see myself wearing it.
My friend told me nothing rhymes with orange. I said no it doesn't.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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Re: Time for a little levity

Postby RocklinMike » Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:54 pm

Frederd,
Guys name is Steve __________? If thats the guy, he is a riot! Very deadpan.
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Re: Time for a little levity

Postby Fred(Prez2.1) » Wed Apr 05, 2017 5:30 pm

RocklinMike wrote:Frederd,
Guys name is Steve __________? If thats the guy, he is a riot! Very deadpan.

Steven Wright, very funny guy. But I got most of these from friends and family and the web.
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Re: Time for a little levity

Postby bmrjack » Sun Apr 16, 2017 8:02 pm

No Fred, YOU'RE a funny guy-a virtual trivia machine. About half the time I walk around for a while before I get it. Then when I do & start cracking up & get a lot of strange looks-their problem. Thanks.
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Re: Time for a little levity

Postby RocklinMike » Sun Apr 16, 2017 9:18 pm

Ya know JAAAACK, walkin around laughing for no apparent reason can work out for you.....or not!
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